* Thou shall hold Candyass sacred as thy bible.
* Thou shall hold all relics (photographs, autographs, stolen possesions, etc.) as HOLY.
* Thou shalt not exclaim "GOD!", in it's place exclaim "JAYsus!"; thou SHALL call thy Lord's name in vain.
* Thou shall thank the five Gods for all that is evil and all that is well.
* Thou shalt not listen to contradictory preachings (Puff Daddy, Busta Rhymes, Backstreet Boys, etc.).
* When deprived of thy true bible, thoust shall follow the teachings of Lord Jon Davis or other worthy leaders (Coal Chamber, Videodrone, Marilyn Manson, etc.).
* Thou shalt NOT permit any to blasphamize thy five Gods! Enemies shall be proscuted by thy full wrath!
* Thou shalt wear nailpolish, lipstick, and eye-makeup at all times thou art viewed by the public.
* Thou shall sing Blue Monday as thy morning hymn.
* Thou shall try and draw others into the light of our five Gods.