Here is a collection of quotes from the film. If you can remember more, don't hesistate to e-mail and tell me what they are and I will credit you on the site.
Jack Crow: [to Father Adam Guiteau] Have you ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau: No--
Jack Crow Well first of all, they're not romantic. Its not like their a bunch of fags fucking around seducing everyone in rented formal wear. Forget everything you seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats ; crosses don't work, and garlic? You want try garlic? You stand there with garlic around your neck, they're gonna bend you fucking over and take a walk up your estrada chocolata while sucking the blood outta ya. They don't rest in coffins lying in taffeta. If you wanna kill one, you drive a stake right through his fucking heart; sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.
Katrina [to Tony Montoya]Why doesn't anyone know?
Montoya: Nobody wants to know. That's how vampires survive. They're smart. They keep their numbers low, stay in small bands and the real world never catches on.
Katrina: Will I end up being one?
Montoya: I don't know for sure. Probably. Unless, we find him before you turn then, maybe there's a chance. Look, here's what we DO know. You're connected to the Master Vampire now. He's a part of you. And this linkw will grow. You'll never be able to get him out of you. Not while he still exists.
Katrina: Then I don't want to live.
Montoya: You may not.
Valek: [while biting Katrina] Doesn't it feel beautiful? Something you'll never forget? I know I won't.
Valek: [tormenting Jack] You hate me so, don't you?
Jack Crow: Uh huh.
Valek: But you made me Crusader. You hate what you made, you fear it, because it is superior to you. For 600 years I have fed on your kind at will.
Jack Crow: Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?
Jack Crow: I killed my own father, Padre. I got not trouble killing you.
Father Adam Guiteau: [attempting to break up a brawl between Crow and Montoya] A master vampire, able to walk in the sunlight, unstoppable. Unless we stop him.
Jack Crow: I just gotta know: After 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?
Jack Crow: [to Cardinal Alba]Do you have any idea how this..Valek..knows my name?
Father Adam Guiteau: [explaining the fateful night of Valek's exorcisim] At first trial the church declaired that Valek was possesed by demons. He was taken to a small town in the south of France called Berziere. An exorcism was performed using an ancient,forbidden form of the ceremony. It was long and very brutal. And then something went wrong.
Jack Crow: [meeting Father Adam for the first time] Who's this?
Cardinal Alba: Ah, this is Father Adam Guiteu, our book-worm.
Caitlin: [before getting killed by Valek] No... no... look, I... I've got beer. It's in the other room. [turns to whore] And you. You don't go anywhere, I've got plans for you.
Valek: You are alone, Crusader.
Valek: What will silence you?
Jack Crow: [Valek's identity is revealed] We cleaned out the nest near Fort Union. That night a Master showed up. No Master was ever like this. Super-human strength, unkillable, like a machine. So tell me if I am wrong Cardinal, but could HE be the one we always talked about, the one we KNEW would could along one day?
Cardinal Alba: There are developments... SAD developments. Don. Our Don, our Don Callaghan. He's dead. And the whole European team is wiped out.
Jack Crow: When?
Father Adam Guiteau: Three days ago. Callaghan's team was cleaning out a nest near Cologne, Germany. Authorities announced it was a terrorist act. [presents Valek's picture]This was found at the site. The subject of the picture is or was Valek, Jan Valek, born in Prague, 1311. He was a priest of the Bohemian Catholic Church.
Jack Crow: Let's hit it.
Jack Crow: [to Father Adam after the final confrontation with Valek] Let me ask you a question. When you were killing that vampire back in there, did that give you wood?
Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany?
Jack Crow: Teak?
Father Adam Guiteau: Are you possesed by demons? You are major chubby.
Jack Crow: Language, Padre.