Vanilla Cat's Petri Dish Collection

Hello! Here is a dictionary of important people. This list is in alphabetical order, so it'll be easier for you to find who you're looking for. (It also saves my from being accused of playing favorites)

Andrea

We love Trent Reznor. We plan on raping Trent. Obey us Trent, we are two very powerful women who have our eyes set on you! Muhahahahahaha! Together, no bodyguard will dare stop us! Get the rope! The handcuffs! The lubricant! Prepare to be boarded Trent! Boarded and boarded again! ...Andrea now goes to STU (Saint Thomas University)

Bethany

Bethany, or more affectionatley known as Bet’ney is one of the coolest people I know. She is also one of the only people I physically know (I mean as opposed to over the internet people, for anyone thinking lewd thoughts) who reads fanfics. She is the only person I know who loves & cherishes fanfics. Someday her and I are going to share Gambit/ Remy LeBeau. First I get the front and she gets the back, and then we switch. There is a mini putt in her front lawn. She goes to STU also, and we visit her just about every other weekend (at least), despite the fact that STU is about a 3 or 4 hour drive.

Cathrine

Ringo Star licks her feet at night, but then he sings her "Puff, the Magic Dragon". She loves her "Gary-Bear" and plans on killing Jackie. "She's small, but whilely..." Good luck on that...uh, I guess.

Chesire~Cat

C~Cat is one of my bestest buddies! We collect collections together. (Examples? Everything Stephen King, movie obsession items, Cabbage Patch Kids, TATTOOS!, etc.) C~Cat and I are going to grow old together, jumping on porches as old ladies when trying to fly. Sometimes we don't see each other (or even talk to each other) for ages (usually because I'm a neglectant little bitch who's never home) but even so, we know we're always there for each other. (Unless we’re out seeing Strider of the Rings. Oh come on! You know he's best guy. The whole movie should just be him, with some Legolos thrown in for good measure! Lord of the Rings, but chances are we're watching together. Oh, and her cat hates me.

Death

Death should be everyone's friend.

Druid Boy

Also known as Joey. Gained the name Druid Boy when he first started going to my school because of his clothing style (always green) and his awesome love for nature. Druid Boy is not meant to be a bad nickname, because I know what it's like to gain a nickname due to your clothing style. Moreso, it's becuase my friends played a lot of Magic & D&D, and thought Joey looked like a Druid. Joey once gave me Pepsi poster he painted. Yay! Pepsi! Anyone who loves Pepsi deserves a spot here!

Fucker

Okay, so Fucker isn't important, but he's so unimportant that he became important enough to be on this list. Fucker's real name is Chris M., but hardly anyone uses it. During the summer he went out with a girl who was a significant amount of years younger than him. Through this, we've established the point that Fucker's a pedophile. He also has a rare live or kidney desease (I can never remeber which one) which causes him to have too much copper in his blood.

Greg

Greg make me laugh. Funny. Haha. "This placebo tastes like my cancer isn't going away." Greg is also one or my two roomates. Occasionaly still refered to as "Bread God". He may be coming to a kitchen near yours to drink out a bowl...

Haley

Haley drew a pic of me wearing the dress I'll wear when I get married to Trent. Haley loves Darth Vadar & Piccolo. And she can draw awesome anime! Haley can scream like a banshee. it's not that hard to get her excited (get your minds out of the gutter)

Ian~Buddy

Ian is my Buddy. He is also "the big depressing ball of hate". Ian wants to be involved with music when he grows up. He is dating Cat, who is one of the best artists I've ever met. Ian has an excellent music taste, in that he likes all kinds of different music, but knows what is good and what isn't (as far as my tastes are concerned.)Ian used to be known as "an angel sent by Type O Negative". Ian can coo like a pigeon. This is a photo of what Ian may look like

Juice

Well know for his stunning use of one-liners. Ian, Nick & I think he has his cpu filled with 95% anime hentai, but he says he doesn't, so I guess we'll never know. (Hey! I ain't checking!) I'm hoping Juice gives me his Neon Genesis Evangelion collection!

Malizabeth

a.k.a. Mary Elizabeth. Also known as M.E.. Malizabeth and I love Samuri Pizza Cats. We also plan on raping Yue from Card Captor Sukura. Malizabeth is Furlong's brother, and No, I'm not sure of her whole affiliation to the Thompson surname mystery...

Mitch

I've known Mitch since I first moved here in grade 5. Always remember the bus, Mitch, I know I will.

Razors

Razors should also be everyone's friend.

Robby Bear

Rob is one of my closest confidents. We've adopted each other as brothers. (I always wanted a little brother I could blame stuff on...) Click here to see a a picture of him and and his littlebitch, Fucker. Rob is the "Titty Raper" He also likes to put on capes and ride around on the tops of cars going 80 km/ph down the highway, or and then switch places with who ever is driving the car while the car is still in motion. Like 40 km/ph motion!! This usually causes me, because I am inevitably in the back of the car, to scream "Let me out of the car! Let me out of the car!" repeteatly.

Sarah & Nick & Draven

Sarah & Nick have been a couple since some point before the creation of Spam. They recently had a little boy (with large nuts, I've been informed) named Clarence Draven Kowalski Quigley. Yeah! Sarah is very cheerful and ambitious. Nick is now an army bitch. He also makes his bling bling $ go *pouf*.

Sylvie

Syls and I stalk people. Our newest victims is Eddie Izzard. Yay for yummy men! Syls, also known as Sexy, goes to some school I can’t rembere the name of. It’s the same one as Haley, but I’m much to lazy to scroll up there and see if I have it listed. Sylvie can drink! Hard liquor yay!

Tristan

Tristan has recently been elected as a god for peeing in a remake of Macbeth for school. He knows a lot of lyrics for System of a Down & Tool. He rapes at "Devil May Cry Own. His claim to fame is when he drove his mother's car into ditch (with Rob, M.E. & Greg also in the car), and have the airbags go off. I mean come'on! The airbags went off! How cool is that?!