EDDIE

Scott: From the day he was born He was trouble. He was the thorn In his mother's side. She tried in vain

Narrator: ...but he never caused her nothing but shame.

Scott: He left home the day she died. From the day she was gone All he wanted Was Rock `n' Roll porn and a motorbike. Shooting up junk...

Narrator: He was a low down cheap little punk!

Scott: Taking everyone for a ride.

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry.

Scott: And I did.

Columbia: Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Scott: But he must have been drawn into something, making him warn me in a note which reads...

All: What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie: I'm out of my head. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (scream) All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank: What a guy!

Janet: Makes you cry.

Scott: and I did.

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife

Frank: What a guy! (Whoa, oh, oh.)

Janet: Makes you cry. (Hey, hey, hey.)

Scott: And I did. (I did.)