Sometimes something is said that you want to remember, obsess and masturbate to for the rest of your life. This is why people creat "Quote's Pages". I also have things I want to remember, however the majority of it never makes it to this page because I only remeber the vague events surrounding the quote, but not the quote itself. However, some stuff does make it here...
K2- "Vanilla's cranky in the morning... it's a good time to bug her."
SSJ Furlong- "Yeah, but only if you want to be a shit disturber."
Vanilla- "...And I will shit on you if you disturb me."
Vanilla- "Quick, someone come roll me over, my ass is numb!!
K2- "Pray all you want, I'm still driving."
Black Orchid- "Screw Ozzfest...lets go to Lilith Fair!"
Not Ozzfest quotes
(Walking around with a video camera in SSJ Thompson's Furlong's new room)
Vanilla (zooming in on a poster of stick people copulating)- "No comment, no god damn comment..."
SSJ Furlong- "coughcoughNewYear'scoughcough"
Vanilla- "Wha?..."
SSJ Furlong- "coughcoughNewYear'scoughcough"
Vanilla- "...What's that, you want to be put in special effects?"
SSJ Furlong- " Something like that..."
Ian (Buddy)- "Vanilla666 is God and Master of the Earth and mankind!"
Furlong (checks watch after his younger sister & her boyfriend, James, are upstairs alone together)- "Grr..."
Vanilla- "Oh come on, James looks young and inexperienced. If Malizabeth were blowing him off, they'd of been down here long ago..."
Greg- "It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside, like I swallowed a ferrett."
Robby-Bear- "It was really strange; on Friday I started peeing in 6 different directions. I wonder why that was?
Vanilla- "Is your dick a flute, Rob?"
Robby-Bear- "Why don't you blow it and find out?"
Vanilla- "I have the feeling we're going to make beautiful music together..."
Ian (Buddy)- " A little self-mutalation never hurt anyone."
Fucker (the pedophile)- "I'm going to eat this gingerbread girl out!"
Vanilla- "How old do you figure that gingerbread girl is?!"
Everyone else within hearing distance- "Hahahahahahahaha! etc."
Hoops-"I like chesse, chesse is good!"
Tristan- "Where's Dan when you need him?"
Greg- "Why do you need Dan?"
Tristan- "I don't, he's just not here..."
Black Orchid- "Shut, like, up!"
Vokey- "We need lie detectors in school..."
Vanilla- "We need guns in school..."
(During an evacuation of the school for a bomb threat)
Vanilla- "Can I go back in, I forgot my kit bag with my cell phone, wallet, and non-perishable lunch?..."
Ben- " I forgot my scribbler..."
Some guy- " I forgot my coat..."
Jean-Paul- " I forgot my bomb..."
Vokey- "You're the living embodiedment of pure evil..."
Vanilla- "Black Orchid is some handsome..."
K2- "I imagine all the boys say that."
SSJ Furlong- "Apathy???"
Ian (Buddy)- "Mrs. Hartigan, where do I go for my co-op placement?"
Mrs. Hartigan- "Do you know where Dominion Square is? Just go down to corner and you'll find your job
there."
Vanilla & Parker- "Hahaha"
Mrs. Hartigan- "What so funny about Ian working at the corner?"
Vanilla, Parker & Ian- "Hahaha"
Mrs. Hartigan- "I don't like how you three sit back in this corner and laugh all the time. Some people (by
this she means herself) might think you're laughing at them.
Vanilla- "Well', if these people think so highly of themselves that they think we spend all our time over here
laughing at them, than they can go fornicate themselves!"
Parker & Ian- "Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Mrs. Hartigan- "Well..yes..that's true... gets flustered and walks away, possibly to look up the word
"fornicate".
Vanilla- "That's going on my quotes page!"
The entire gang- "PENIS!!"
"We heard you twice the first time..." -Route 666
Third officer to two officers fighting- "You have guns, why don't y'all just shoot each other?!"- Routh 666 "Here's my bling-bling pool" -Twiggy, on MTV's Cribs
"Dermot is my...what is that word? It begins with 'b.' Burp? Bete noire? Basketball? Bronchial spasm? No, boyfriend, I think. I'm not exactly sure how this happened. It certainly had nothing to do with me. I acquired him, there, on the end of my hand. Like a growth. I can imagine the doctor examining my fingers and saying 'I'm sorry, Celine, but I'm afraid you have a very bad case of boyfriend.' What? Me? A boyfriend? But I never ever! I must have caught it off a toilet seat." - from the novel Celine by Brock Cole
"It took awhile, but when their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry." -Anon.
"Yesterday upon the stair, I saw a man that wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today, How I wish he'll go away..." -from Velvet Goldmine
"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?" -Norman Bates
"Demonic little love god, do you want to see me bleed? Anarchistic little beggar man, now you want a piece of me?" -The Tea Party
"I'm letting you go to my head, like a bullet to the brain..." -The Philosopher Kings
(From DS9)Hick with gun- "God and heaven help us!"
The Doctor- "Devine intervention is...unlikely."
"Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars, while the Devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car..." -NIN
"I'd rather be dead than cool" -Kurt Cobain
"A suped up cock tease with a little twist, when sex got ugly i'd insist, hear you've taken all i've got, fuckings over but i can't stop cumming" -David Usher
"You and me; we're in this together now, none of them can stop us now, we will make it through somehow, you and me, if the world should break in two, until the very end of me, until the very end of you" -NIN
"I desire to go to Hell, not to Heaven;for in Heaven are only hermits, monks, beggars and apostles, while, in Hell, I shall enjoy the company of Popes, kings, and princes." -Machiavelli
"I love the dead before they're cold, their blueing flesh for me to hold. Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing. I love the dead before they rise, No farewells, no goodbyes. I never even knew your now-rotting face. While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave. I have other uses for you, Darling." -Alice Cooper
"When I was 3, My mother said to me 'Eat up your greens & say your grace'. While on T.V. they put a dog in space, and left her there, you should have seen her face." -Moxy Fruvous
"Ray: Everything was fine with our system, until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
-Ghostbusters
"I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway." -Calvin
"It's so hard having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache" -Dr.Frank