-Sleep
-Pick your nose
-Pick someone else's nose
-Laugh at everything the priest says, as if it were a joke
-Check out some of the attractive people in the choir
-Turn off your hearing aid
-Grin as if you had a very pleasant week
-Raise your hand
-Write a "Things to do list..." cause your so damn bored
-Say 'Amen!' at the end of every sentence
-Fire spitballs at the preacher
-Replace the organist's sheet music with "In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death" by Marilyn Manson
-Piss in the Holy water
-One Word; Silly String.