Availible by the hard working Pixies. If you want to thank these pixies, just e-mail your comments, money, and naked photos of yourself and/or friends in explicit positions to me, or Mark.
Mark's Delvilish Delights
Gay Away Spray
Keeps little, and big, gays away.Pixie Cum Dust
Comes in a 25 once jar. This product is made in part my Myself also. This product makes a very good body lotion, and has a light, but strong, scent.
Christ JesusCo statue
Self-explanitory...
Penis Warmer
I know, all you men are thinking "but isin't that what my wife's mouth is for?", But for those times she's helpind the mailman deliver the milk, (she seems to spend more and more time with him...) here's an idea. Made from the finest sheep's wool, which is tested for warmth, general feel, and shrinkage factors by Mark, these Penis Warmers come in 3 sizes. ("Is that your dick or a pimple?", "Average", and "Hung like an elephant")
Blow-up Froggie
Tierd of men/women/its? Well try the "Blow-up Froggie". Just blow him up and enjoy, not to mention, this product comes with an extra feature! Squeez his hand, and he'll sing!
Ian's Queer Gear
"I've been to Gay Island, and all I got was ass-raped" t-shirt
Comes in baby pink, hot pink writting. Cotton. Sizes S,M,L,XL.
"Little Gay Man" Nipple ring
Features a little man blowing himself off. Sterling Silver.
Robert's & Nick knacks.
"Ow, My leg!" cream
Comes in a 2L tub. This product is for those people who hurt thier back, nose, nipples, et cetera, but for some strange reason yell "Ow! My leg!" A 100% placebo.
Naked Pics of Naughty Pixies
Need new porn? Well, these photos of the Pixie crew making your gifts will be quite the surprise!