Pussy said to the Freak, "You are so sweet,
How charmingly deep you sing!
Oh! let us be married; too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
(other trees were Marijuana , and the sand Cocaine)
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose
"Hey Pig, yeah you, are you willing,
to sell for one shilling,
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on chocolate and and drank lots of Pepsi,
A drink of which they'll never tire;
And hand in hand on the edge of the sand (of cocaine)
They danced by the light of the fire,
The fire,
The fire,
They danced by the light of the fire