Vanilla's Diary

April 7, 2001

Tonight I watched the movie "What Lies Beneath" again, and I realized that too many things in it are similar to my life. Especially those things pertaining to Michelle Pfeiffer, who plays the lead role. I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it, so I'll get right to explaining the eerie similarities....

-Michelle Pfeiffer plays the role of Claire Spencer. Michelle Pfeiffer also played the role of Titania in "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

- Harrison Ford plays the part of Claire's husband, Norman Spencer. Check out Harrison Ford's hair style in this pic, it's a lot like Black Orchid's.

-At one point during the movie, Claire hold's an apple out to Norman, and seductivley say's "Forbidden fruite..."

-Norman Spencer is a college professor who works on nerve drugs, nerve drugs that are a lot like rohypnol. (Okay, so Black Orchid doesn't work with rohypnol (legally), but I'm sure he would if he could)

-Towards the end of the movie, part of a boat flies threw the back of the vehicle Claire is driving. Boat = large canoe.

-Michelle Preiffer was born in April. I was born in April.

-Michelle Preiffer played the role of Cat Women in one of the Batman movies. Vanilla666 is Cat Woman.

"Dammit, did I use conditioner?..."

"Are we gonna keep holding this apple, or will you let the fuck go so I can eat it?"

Mark thoughtfully drugs Vanilla to help her condition her hair...

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