August
Dear wise Vanilla666,
Help me, I don't know what to do anymore. You see I am engaged to marry this man, lets say his name is . . . . . uh . . . hosepj. We are in love but
recently I was raped by a friend of Hosepj, the man who did it I will call Dog. Anyway I havent told Hosepj yet as I am afraid of his reaction. Also to make matters worse I am pregnent. I live in the Middle east so Hosepj may kill me if he finds out I am not a virgin, or my father. I don't know what
to do. I dont't want to upset Hosepj as he gets so mad sometimes, then he hits me and tells me that I'm not important. "It's not like people will see
your face in a tree stump and worship as a holy sign". You knows, stuff like that. I'd really appreciate your advice.
-Yarm
Mary, uh, I mean Yarm...
The way I see it, you have three options;
1) Since Hosepj's dog raped you, hide you pregnancy. When you give birth, probably to 4 or 5 puppies, use this meat to feed your family. After they have filled their tummy-tums, use this opportunity to run like fuck! Disquise yourself as a man and leave the country. Don't worry, your family won't be able to track you down, since they've probably never even seen your face.
2) After feeding the puppy meat to your family, clean and sharpen the bones. Carve your face into several tree stumps. Claim to be prophet of Dog God.
3) Suicide.
-Vanilla
dear vanilla,
I have a big problem. ever one I know thinks I am a big slut because I I swing the other way. so they think that I well sleep with who ever offers to let me put there dick in my mouth. example ; this summer I got many call from stright guy who wanted to find out whoat it would be like to be with a guy. they all beged me to let me do them but i dident give in. I dont want to be known as a slut. but I am
being a nob by trung my only chance at a good time in a small town?
-yours, fucked in the head Druid boy.
Druid Boy...
Hn. Simple, almost everyone else in that town (Summerside) is a skank, so it doesn't matter what they think of you. However, since they all are skanks, chances are you don't want to sleep with them, since I'm pretty sure AIDS is the nicest STD you can catch of those people. I mean, some people is Summerside think slash is something your suppose to do with a hockey stick. My final advice; get a mail-order Man-Whore. I'm trying to get Dr. Bashir from DS9.
-Vanilla
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Es wäre schön Euch wieder zu sehen,nachdem doch eine lange Zeit vergangen ist! Da man Euch mit normalen mails nicht locken kann, versuche ich es in Rätslform:Viel Spaß Wie heißt der Gefährte von Robinson Crouso? Die Hälfte von 44 ergibt das Datum! Der Ostersonntag 2002 fällt auf
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Volk was um es zu beruhigen! Er sagte:"Geb dem Volke " B..t .n. Sp..l."! (ausfüllen und Ihr habt den Ort gefunden) und nun hoffe ich nur noch nicht alleine dort zu sitzen!!!!! LG und schönes Wochenende
-Edith
Edith...
Yes, yes...I see. Uh-uh. Okay. Here's what I reccomend...
- Buy a Gibberish to English dictionary
- Use it
- Some Pepto-Bismal should take care of that whole "Explosiv" thing.
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