Dear________
A) person
B) friend
C) parole officer
I know you're asking why _____
A) I have no life
B) What little I have is dedicated to "the cause" ( Eduardo & Kylie)
C) I've attempted to break into the Columbia and the Adelaide offices
So, I think it's time to explain ______
A) my Ed/Ky beliefs
B) my slightly obsessive behavior
C) My attempts to break into the Columbia and the Adelaide offices , and demand that
Eduardo & Kylie finally get together, and slowly take over the whole show.
There are many reasons that Eduardo and Kylie should be together, such as...
A) The balcony scene in "Seeds of Distruction"
B) Eduardo dreamed about Kylie
C) Kylie tries to put on a couple of pounds, after Eduardo suggested it.
And what about_____
A) The lust-filled looks they send to each other
B) The fact they save each other so often
C) I just say so.
Not to mention that the GBFF______
A) Has even more evidence of Eduardo & Kylie's relationship
B) Has nomorous Eduardo & Kylie fanfics
C) Knows your address, and we will hunt you down! We will convert you! You can't escape
"the cause!"
Of course, I justify my beliefs after I watch______
A) "Seeds of Distruction"
B) Any episode of EGB, even the ones with Eduardo whinnying, & Kylie is bitc.., uh, Kylie
is telling him to stop.
C) T.V., whether it's EGB, or Lamb Chop's play along, they all point to a future for
Eduardo & Kylie, no matter what my psychiatrist says.
I do not think I'm obsessed, just because I ______
A) wrote this list
B) Pray that BKN will start the series up again, and introduce an even bigger love interest
between the two
C) broke into BKN with my attempt at a proton pack, a trap, and a list of Eduardo/Kylie
relationship demands
I am aware some people don't see a love interest between the two, to which I
answer________
A) What about "Seeds of Distruction"?!?!
B) Have you ever actually seen the show?
C) DIE! DIE! DIE!, and proceed to try sucking them into a makeshift trap
So, I hope you_______
A) at least see the way...
B) join the GBFF, write some fanfic, post some posts, and help me with my next attack...
C) Have my bail money. Both Columbia & Adelaide isn't happy with all the damage a little
radioactive proton gun can do...
A) thanks for reading.....
B) hugs and kisses
C) hugs and kisses to Eduardo & Kylie, the hottest couple ever! (eventually....)
A) Vanilla
B) a fellow supporter of "the cause"
C) the girl whose life is devoted to Eduardo & Kylie