How to be a Stalker in 10 easy Steps...

1. Find a victim.

2. figure out their tastes.What music do they like? Food? Movies?

3. Even if you hate something, if your victim like it, you do.

4. Become a compulsive liar.

5. Go everywhere they go. Do eveything they do. Be everything they be.

6. Try to get them alone with you. Hold long disscussions about how you two are "meant for each other".

7. If they ask you to back off, don't.

8. When they tell you to go away, get very angry.

9. Invent imaginary people. Have them threaten your victim.

10. Kidnapp your victim. Lock them up in your basement and preform strange rituals for/on them.



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