I Just Flat Out Can't Stop Smoking Crack
Started out with cough syrup
Then sniffing glue
Then I saw my savior on the six o'clock news
I remember seeing him when he played for the Mets
He said these words I'll never forget
I just flat out can't stop smoking crack
I can't stop smoking crack
No no no no
I just flat out can't stop smoking crack
The shmack-de-shmack-de-shmack
I lost my teeth, I pee myself
I smack my ho right crossed the mouth
But all in all, I'm feeling fine
They locked my ass away - they say so I won't die
Now how da hell am I s'posed ta get high?
I just flat out can't stop smoking crack
I can't stop smoking crack
No no no no
I even had to take my Christmas presents back
So I could buy some crack
Every time I run away from rehab
They find me and make me go back
Let's smoke some crack!
I just flat out can't stop smoking crack
I can't stop smoking crack
No no no no
I just flat out can't stop smoking crack
I'm the Mack de shmack-de-shmack
And that's a fact, Jack
I just flat out can't stop smoking crack
I've got a Big Mac crack attack
That cracker's whacked on shmack-de-shmack-de-shmack-de-shmack
I even had to give my Daytime Emmy back
Because they caught me smoking crack
Oh...I...Love...That...CRACK!!!!!!
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