| The vending machine ate your money. What do you do? |
Kick the machine repeatedly.
Attempt to take the machine apart so as to recover your coins.
Walk off, assuming there's some underlying reason as to why your money was taken.
Cause a huge scene, kicking and screaming and crying.
Call a repairman, then knock him out once the coin box is open and take ALL the money.
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| How do you let someone know you've had an eye on him/her? |
Express all due love/lust/admiration to his/her face.
Start a philosophical discussion with him/her.
Greet him/her politely and quietly, if at all, assuming that outside forces will bring us together if it really was meant to be.
Cause a huge scene, proposing loudly and with entire lack of grace.
Blackmail him/her.
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| What's your take on God? |
He does exist, and He doesn't like me very much.
God is a mere hypothesis, which can easily be disproven.
God is everything, and everyone should love each other as He loves them.
I assume whichever religion benefits me most at the time.
Religion is for losers.
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| Which of these best describes you? |
Sensualist.
Intellectual.
Mystic.
Idiot.
Cunning.
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| What would you do to someone whom you really hate? |
Beat him up if provoked.
Think of complicated plans for his demise, but never actually do anything with them.
Try to dismiss the hateful thoughts from my mind.
I AM the guy that everybody hates!
Kill him, then frame somebody else.
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| Someone very close to you is in trouble. What do you do? |
Defend the person physically, putting your own honor at stake.
Investigate the situation and speak up only when you know precisely what happened, and only if your information is helpful.
Pray for him/her, and offer verbal testimony if asked to do so.
Throw a full-blown hissy fit at the feet of the tormentors.
Take advantage of the situation. The sucker's on his own!
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| Without which "sense" would you not be you? |
Heart.
Mind.
Spirit.
Mouth.
Wits and instincts.
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| What about you most annoys others? |
Overreactivity.
Cynicism.
Naivety.
Every word I say.
That knowing look behind my submissive exterior.
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| How do you handle money when it comes to you? |
Spend it freely. Perhaps too freely. Now I'm broke again. Dangit.
Save it and use it when I need it.
Money isn't too important to me.
Buy extravagantly expensive gifts for my significant other.
Who cares what I do with it, so long as it's mine!
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| How are your relationships? |
Mad crushes but limited dating.
We fight on many issues, yet remain together.
Nonexistant to very confused, but relationships aren't too important, either.
Short and always with a violent conclusion.
I need nobody.
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