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                   Woman(Oh God!!!)

                   If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen
                        If you don't, you are not a man

                   If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
                     If you don't, you are good for nothing

                   If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
                    If you don't, you are not understanding

               If you make romance, you are an 'experience man'
                       If you don't, you are half a man

                 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
                 If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

               If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
                        If you don't, you are a dull boy

                      If you are jealous, she says it's bad
                   If you don't, she thinks you don't love her

             If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
                   If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

              If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
                  If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way"

               If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
             If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls'

             If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
          If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

            If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
               If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

                 If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
           If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

                      If she talks, she wants you to listen
                      If you listen, she wants you to talk

            Oh God!! You created those creatures called "WOMAN"

                          So simple, yet so complex
                          So weak, yet so powerful
                        So confusing, yet so desirable