| Current Standings | Upcoming Match-Ups | Transactions |
1998 SLaM Record: 7-6 (5-3)
1998 Playoffs: 1-1
Statistics: Season | Championship Game
Owners: Godking
Coach: Sun-Tzu
Asst Coach: Admiral Thrawn, Steven Seagal, Milla Jovovich
Home Field: Valhalla Field
Team Colors: Black & Blood Red
Team Jingle: "Doom. Doom. We bring doom. Doom. Doom."
Team Musical Score: Imperial Death March
Team Songs: Bacdafucup, Keep the Heads Ringing
Team Sponsors: Glock, Highlander the Series, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Quotable: "Crush your enemies. Score on every possession. 25 penalties per game."
| PLAYER | TEAM | ||
| Mark Brunell | Jacksonville Jaguars | ||
| Rob Johnson | Buffalo Bills | ||
| Doug Flutie | Buffalo Bills | ||
| Eddie George | Tennessee Oilers | ||
| Karim Abdul-Jabbar | Miami Dolphins | ||
| Fred Lane | Carolina Panthers | ||
| Donnell Bennett | Kansas City Chiefs | ||
| Thurman Thomas | Buffalo Bills | ||
| Jerry Rice | San Francisco 49ers | ||
| Rod Smith | Denver Broncos | ||
| Shannon Sharpe | Denver Broncos | ||
| N/A | Jacksonville Jaguars | ||
| N/A | Oakland Raiders | ||
| N/A | Miami Dolphins | ||
| N/A | Jacksonville Jaguars | ||
| N/A | New England Patriots |
August 20, 1998. Fired Head Coach Phil Jackson for cavorting with the enemy.
August 24, 1998. Released QB Glenn Foley. Signed QB Neil O'Donnell ($2).
September 4, 1998. Traded QB Neil O'Donnell & WR Antonio Freeman to the Clocktower Rage
for QB Bobby Hoying & RB Eddie George.
September 18, 1998. Released WR James Jett. Signed WR Darnay Scott. ($2).
September 18, 1998. Released RB Charlie Garner. Signed QB Eric Zeier. ($2).
October 2, 1998. Released WR Darnay Scott. Signed Chicago Offensive Line ($2).
October 9, 1998. Traded QB Eric Zeier to Galt's Gulch Destroyers
for TE Eric Green & Miami Defense.
October 9, 1998. Released Chicago Defense.
October 16, 1998. Released QB Bobby Hoying. Signed QB Doug Flutie ($2).
October 16, 1998. Released RB Curtis Enis. Signed WR Rocket Ismail ($2).
October 16, 1998. Released TE Eric Green. Signed TE Frank Wychek ($2).
October 30, 1998. Released WR Rocket Ismail. Signed RB Donnell Bennett ($2).
October 30, 1998. Traded TE Frank Wychek to Mystical Powers for RB Fred Lane.
November 6, 1998. Released Kansas City Defense. Signed Oakland Defense ($2).
November 20, 1998. Selected RB Thurman Thomas in Supplemental Draft.
November 25, 1998. Selected Jacksonville Defense in Supplemental Draft.