![[Dante]](/va/proudestmonkeys/images/dante.gif)
Roster | Transactions
| Standings | Statistics | Transactions |
Owner: Julio
Coach: Paul Newman
Asst. Coaches: Subzero, Dante Hicks, Happy Gilmore, The McKenzie Brothers
Home Ice: Rooftop, Dante's Convenience Store
Team Colors: Blue & Gold (And Green)
Team Jingle: Oh, Canada!
Team Songs: McKenzie Brothers 12 Days of Christmas
Team Sponsors: Big Choice Video, Newman Racing, Molson Brewing Co., The Family Feud, PGA
Quotable: "Free beer and sausage for everyone!"
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| F | Peter Forsberg | Colorado Avalanche |
| F | Bobby Holik | New Jersey Devils |
| F | Rod Brind'Amour | Philadelphia Flyers |
| F | Bill Guerin | Edmonton Oilers |
| F | Miroslav Satan | Buffalo Sabres |
| D | Al MacInnis | St. Louis Blues |
| D | Adrian Aucoin | Vancouver Canucks |
| D | Fredrik Olausson | Anaheim Mighty Ducks |
| D | Daniel McGillis | Philadelphia Flyers |
| G | John Vanbiesbrouck | Philadelphia Flyers |
December 20, 1998. Team founded.
March 23, 1999. Released D Eric Desjardins. Signed D Adrian Aucoin.