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The Legend That Is Me...


Most recent pic of me. Didnt now how I should look so you get nothing. Pic was taken on May 8, 2004.

Here is a quick sum of my life. I was born on August 6th 1979 in Claremont NH, but we lived in Unity. At this time in my life we lived in a trailer park till I was about 5 years old. Then we moved to a bigger house in Unity were we lived until I was 12 when we moved to Bedford VA and lived there for only 1 year. While there I had my first girlfriend and first kiss. kinda sad I guess that I was so old before my first kiss and girlfriend but im shy. We dated for a while then broke up before I moved back to Claremont NH. We lived in NH again for I think 2 years moving around in New Hampshire. I miss the dirt biking me and my brother used to do all the time up there. I was also introduced to paintball by a close friend of mine. Then once again we moved back to Virginia, yet again!

Recent Events


Here in virginia I met what I had thought to be my soulmate and I loved her deeply. But after being together for about 5 total years she decided I wasnt right for her and dumped me on Feb 27 or so of 2002.

The year before I was introduced to the great sport of airsoft and my first anime con!

Saddly also in 2002 my grandmother passed away, I will always miss her.

In July 2002 I went to california to meet a girl that I met online. We dated till around November 2002 and then decided that we wanted different things and broke up but remain friends.

In October I think it was I bought contacts for myself. I got a pair of slick red ones to wear and some normal ones. The first step I think to the many changes that I am undertaking in my life. I only get stranger as time passes from here on out.

At the end of December on the 27th I got my first tattoo on my right fore arm. Didnt hurt a bit. I was suprised, thought it was going to. Only problem is now I want more of them lol. Here is a pic of the one I have.

On January 18th 2003 I got my tongue pierced, wasnt as bad as I thought it was going to be. Barely hurt was a little pinch and it was over. Here are two pics of my tongue. Pic1 and Pic2. These were 6 days after it was done.

On February 15th 2003 I changed the tongue ring into a white blacklight one. Glows a bright green under blacklights at clubs and stuff.

February 28th 2003 I bought a new gun. A Taurus P99 AF 9mm. Pics Here.

March 16th 2003, got a new tattoo on my left calf. Its sweet ass! This is only stage one of the tattoo, I have to go back in two weeks to get it shaded and filled in. Here is a pic of it at stage one: Sasha stage one. And here is another brighter one.

On April 3rd I finished the Sasha Tattoo! I had to wait longer than planned cause it wasnt quit healed enough yet but now its done! I have been offered to be put in a tattoo magazine and going to a tattoo con to be entered in tattoo contests to see if it will win. Here are several pics of it. This one is a few hours after while it was still wrapped up before I cleaned it. This one is after I cleaned it. Its a bit bright though. Looks awsome dosnt it? . And another pic here. And dear god yet another one here. How many do I need on here? Well lots I think cause its sweet!

April 22, 2003 I bought nice new glasses. Much smaller, thinner, and lighter than the old window pane ones I used to wear. Damn things cost $268 at Wal-Mart. Only the best for me though!

May 26, 2003 Uh oh! Another tattoo in the works! Here is my demon Bunny phase one! Pic here.

May 26, 2003 Got a stareo put into my car. Dont know a whole lot about that crap so i wont go into details. I know it has two 10" alpine sub-woofers and a 700 watt bazooka amp.

June 13, 2003 Bought a new AR-15 assault rifle. Saddly just another postban but hey, it still shoots.

July 7, 2003 Finished my demon bunny tattoo. It looks great, now I just have to wait for it to heal. Filling it in took 3 and a half hours to do. Started hurting pretty good after 2 and a half. Fun fun. Here are some pics of it. Pic one and Pic two and Pic three and Pic four

August 11?,2003 Put a new deck in my car to make it sound better. Nice deck with a LCD display showing video and stuff. Dont know what to write about it so I'll leave it at that.

August 30, 2003 Pierced my lip today. Was all nervous and stuff but it didnt hurt either. Hurt just a bit and only for a second. I've bit my lip worse that that. Was in and out in about 15 minutes if that. Most of that I think was me dicking around like a baby lol. Here are a few pics taken same day a few hours later. Pic one. and Pic two.

September 20, 2003 Bought a brand spankin new digital camara. I have to say its about time, I really needed a new one. I bought a Sony DSC-P10. Its one of their newer camaras. It takes a great pic, I bought a new 256 meg memory stick for it too, I will definately need the space since its 5 mega pixil photos and does video too.

October 3, 2003 Bought a new computer today. Also about time. Its a custom made like I always get, I hate store bought ones. Its got a 2.4 GHz Intel P4 processor, Intel D865Perll Motherboard, 512MB DDR Ram, a sweet black case with a 52x burner, MSI FX5200-T128 128MB AGP video card, and 260Gigs of hard drive space. I think it will last for a few months before its out of date.

October 10, 2003 Bought a Colt 1991A1 .45ACP. Shoots great! It will be one of my carried firearms as soon as I finish getting my permit. Pic here.

October 18, 2003 Took the class that I needed to have in order to carry a concealed weapon. The class was a breeze and if you cant pass it you dont need a gun to begin with. The class lasted from 9am till 5pm with a break every hour or so. They went over all the basics and stuff then talked about the laws of carrying and some situations you might encounter. Hope you never have to shoot someone, its way to much hassle with the law and all. Around 3pm we went on the range and had to quick draw and fire on a target at 3, 5, and 7 yards. We were given 3-4 seconds to draw and fire our weapon a designated number of times between 1-3 at the target while using all safties. Basically: Draw, safty off, pow, pow, pow, safty on, reholster. On October 22nd I went back to get the results on the test and all. I got a sweet ass 97%! Very proud of myself since I was using a 45 to qualify, everyone else was using a 9mm or the one 38 special.

October 23, 2003 New 19" flat screen monitor! Expensive but they truly are very nice to own. Has great picture and everything, also much smaller than my full size 21" I had.

November 7-9, 2003 Went to Neko Con 6! Took a bunch of pictures the first day and ran the video room for a few hours as well as running security at the door to the dealers room. If you had seen me at around 7am on friday you would have swore I was on crack the way me and Don were laughing at every stupid little thing. Was highly amusing though. I finally crashed at around 11pm though I was so tired. Saturday I wandered around taking some more pics and talking with people before I had another shift in the video rooms. After my shift in the video room it was time for the dance. The dance started off pretty standard for me. Sitting around with friends watching everyone else dance around. After a few minutes I went off to get some booze to drink while I was in there to help me loosen up a bit. I had bought a nice little 8oz flask with me so I filled it with some devils brew (Bacardi 151 rum)and headed back to the dance. I took a few hits off the bottle and passed it to a few friends to take a swig. Most of them couldnt handle something like that and were feeling it instantly. I sat for a bit sipping and watching the girls prance around, even got enough of a buzz to chase after one but blew that one lol. After drinking a little over half the flask I got to find out just how much I had to drink before I was able to dance. Turns out its about5-6oz. About there I was a dancin fool! I was dancing with one girl named Molly the whole dance once I started. And then Molly and a girl she met in the bathroom when the lights were out in there. Then there was Roach and some other furcadia guy and a few others that came and went from Roanime. We were our own little group of dancing fools. Here is a pic of me (middle, duh), Molly (left), and the other girl (figure it out) dancin. You can see just by lookin at me that I'm totally blitzed. After the dance me and Molly crashed on a couch for a while and chatted before we both retired for the night (Dif rooms of course lol). The next day I got to learn why drinking is bad all over again. When I fist was woke up by Moose to check out I promptly sat up and passed out onto the floor. Moose had to inform me that I had indeed just passed out which came as a suprise to me although I didnt remember sitting on the floor. So after sitting there for a few minutes I managed to crawl my butt into the bathroom where I remained for a little while. Only at this point did I discover that Molly had forgotten her ring on my finger where she had placed it the previous night. (You can see it in the pic on her thumb if you feel the need.) Drinking some water helped and I was able to move around and proceeded to shower and pack my things. Once my things were back in my car I joined the world of the undead and simply sat or layed were evere I could find a spot. I was in essance... dead to the world. This lasted all day Sunday. It was not a good day to be alive that day. At I think 8:30pm the staff went out to a chinese dinner. Needless to say eating wasnt high on my list of things to do but I managed to eat some and the food was good as was the company. After dinner me and Don got left there and proceeded the good ol drive home arriving at around 4:30am. Overall it was a very fun and interesting weekend.

November 8, 2003 Got a queen size soft side water bed with leopard print sheets on it. An interesting sleeping surface for sure. Cant complain though. Dont know what else to say about it at the moment other than its big and god forbid I should ever have to move it. Though that is inevitable.

December 5, 2003 Got yet another new gun today. This time its a Taurus 38 special snubnose revolver. I keep it loaded with Hydra-Shok rounds. Best they make for home defense. Here is a pic.

January 7, 2004 Another gun. Do I have enough yet? This time a Glock 17 with so far 2 hi-cap mags.

January 31, 2004 Guess not. Another gun. Kel-Tek .380 for my CCW.

February 12, 2004 Another tattoo in the works. This one is an entire back piece of leopard print. So far it looks really good. Will have to go back for a few more sessions before it is done though.Here is a pic before removal of plastic.

April 5, 2004 Finished the leopard spots tattoo. Still thinking what I think of the results though they look pretty good in a picture. hurt more than the first filler of black that was done but to me it was still tollerable. Here is a picture of them. Here you go.

April 28, 2004 Today my apartment got robbed. How fun is that? Unbelievably I got robbed by my old roomate (Ashley Karnes) and someone I thought was a friend of mine (Jason Leeper). Well... technically I thought they were both friends of mine, goes to show you cant trust anyone dosnt it? The things that were stolen were: All 6 guns listed above, all 70 or so of my dvds, my Ipod mp3 player, $1,115 cash, bunch of tactical knives, my airsoft M4A1 RIS, my Glock 19 airsoft gun, a blacklight flashlight, and some other stuff thats not to important.

May 12, 2004 Got all my guns back today! Very glad of that though they are all gooped up in axle grease. Grrrr, its going to take me forever to clean all that shit off. Jason Leeper told the cops everything about the robbery once he was brought in and arrested. Turns out Ashley Karnes basically just watched the whole thing using Jason as a pawn. So Jason led the cops out to the National Forest about 20 or so minutes drive away to show the cops where they had hidden my guns. The guns were burried on some grave site, they had lubed all the guns up in the grease so that they wouldnt rust. Apparently the guns were supposed to be there for a long time as they waited for the cops to get off them or something before they sold them. I dread to clean these things. I hate grease. Here are the greasy gun pics for your amusement: AR-15 pic one, AR-15 pic two, Pistols pic one, Pistols pic two. Also the robery made the news today. Click this link for the short story of it on the web: Here

June 18, 2004 Did the unthinkable today, I shaved off my mostache. Certainly is new not having it there since I never shaved it since it started to grow so long ago. Definately going to catch hell from the guys I work with, it will be hours of entertainment for them. The way it looks I think I will have to start wearing my contacts again with it so that it looks better. Still not sure what I think of the whole thing. At this moment I think I look odd/bad? Not really sure. Maybe I'll post a pic or two later on when I feel like it, maybe not.

Thats all the interesting things that I can think of up to date, I will add them as they happen or as I remember then. Till then feel free to email me here: KalmarLoridelon@hotmail.com

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