This is the true story of five Backstreet Boys who have been dropped of in the ghetto to find out what happens when people stop treating them like gods and start actin' ghetto. The Real World---GHETTOSTYLE!!
We begin our story late one Sunday night, with the five guys in the back of a huge Mercedes jeep that really looks like a minivan. Five masked strangers, decked out in army boots, warpaint and camoflague, throw the bound & gagged Backstreet Boys out of the van and into an alleyway in a city called Harlem in the state of New York. And van screeches down the street, high tailin' it out of the ghetto!
The five guys use Kevin's swiss army knife (neatly tuck away in the cuff of his rolled up jeans) to slice their way to freedom. Upon gettin' all the blindfolds & gags off, the realize that they are in the wrong part of town. Immediately, Nick starts to cry. Aj who decides to take charge of the situation leads the others out of the alley, and sees this woman on the corner and bein AJ decides to "ask her for directions". Needless to say this is a "woman of the night" and her and AJ hit it off really well (to your surprise). So they are talkin about her employer (pimp daddy, whateva you wanna call him), and how he takes 99% of her money. Well AJ says that he will only take 75% of her money, so she tels all of her friends, and AJ is pretty much in business for himself.
Since Aj has left the other four guys to fend for themselves, Nick is still cryin' and walkin slowly behind the others. Since NewYorkers can smell fear like dawgs, 5 other guys bumrush Nick drag him into a deserted alley and strip him of his FUBU, his wallet, his gold anchor chain, and his new Nikes and toss him into a dumpster! Nick cries himself to sleep that night, and uses an old newspaper as a blanket.
The remaining three Backstreet Boys notice that Nick isn't behind them any more and Brian decides to go off and search for him. He walks in direction off the alley that Nick is in, and passes bya stoop and hears 4 guys singin' "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye to Yesterday" and other doowop songs, so Brian starts singin' along with them and they don't mind since he can sing pretty good.
So now it's just Howie & Kevin walkin' around Harlem. They walk past another stoop and Howie notices this beautiful girl, so he walks up to her with thi spick up line: "Can you cornrow my hair?". She says only if you help me put my laundry up on the clothesline on the roof. He agrees and proceeds to get the phattest cornrows ever and falls in love with Shaniqua.
Alright so Kevin is just left and he's walkin down the ave. actin' like he owns the place. So these guys come up to him and say what's up brutha? Since it's dark they think that Kevin is really just light-skinned and not white at all (plus he his wearin a PhatFarm shirt and he even uncuffed his pants). So his new friends invite him to this party upstairs in the apartment building. They introduce him aroudn to everyone, so Kevin is as happy as can be! tThe music starts to play and they actaully see him dance, andn eveyr tells him that his "jiggy" dance is really played out and all so they proceed to teach him the newest steps and some old school break dancin' moves on the cardboard mat in the kitchen.
And they all lived happily ever after:)
THE END!
