I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have

done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause you get 8 more!

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?

So he can get oxygen to his brain.

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had

prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little

worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.

"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but

I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in

places that I've never grown hair before."

The doctor reassured her, ''A little hair growth is a perfectly normal

side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?''

"On my testicles, which is something else I want to talk to you

about...,"replied the lady.

Q: Who made the first soft drink?

A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Richard Nixon are on the Titantic and

its sinking. George says Women and Children First, Nixon says Screw

them, Bill says do we have enough time!

How much Cum can Monica Lawinsky's mouth hold?

Answer: 1 U.S. Leader

There's two farmers on a farm, and they just got a new animal. One

farmers outside, and one is inside. The one outside comes in with a big

cup of white liquid. He takes a big drink of it and excitedly says, I

just milked the new cow. Then other farmer, with a troubled look on his

face says, we didn't get a new cow, we got a new bull!