UVA Shoutouts
Mo:You are amazing. Just fucking amazing. But still not the man.
Naseh:The best roommate of all time. Ever. Learn American culture.
Joe:You are a goddamn ass. But you're still my boy.
Laura:Watch out. You never know when I'll strike next.
Yovan:You crazy Australian bastard. International orientation week was the shit.
Brandon:You just gotta chill, man.
Thomas:Joe's only legitimate competitor for the title of biggest asshole. Guess something's in the water in R-City.
Ryan:Another wekend, another episode of "Kick Everyone's Ass at Halo, then Pass Out in an Awkward Position"
Austin:I'm gonna beat you at poker again, you Canadian bastard.
Tyler:The wealthiest Gypsie.
Logan:So you own me at Smash Bros. So what? You liked Contact.
Elissa:You're a cool person. A little silly, but still cool.
Margaret:Fellow Eagles fan, but you're way too mean.
P.J.:One of the only kids around with a weirder sleeping schedule than me.
Ben R.:Such a creepy stalker kid.
