Slow Roasted Dog

slow roasted dog (show review) by Marissa Spalding of Kolbolt Blue
These guys played april fools day and shot the dutch band the Ex to shame. not only were there kazzoos, lottsa german-isque marching, and conga drums, this band threw one hell of a set. the song Zombie Jesus was a true testament (no pun intended) to the creativity of this group. hope these guys find some more reasons to play out.

Get ready for ittttt-uhhhhh!!!!

These are the greatest rock songs of all time...

1. The Sound of the Universe
2. Lester
3. Please Flush After Use
4. I Have Really Long Nosehairs
5. W.W.Z.J.D.? (What Would Zombie Jesus Do?)
6. Cash Money Baby
7. Elitist Ass Superfriend's Rap
8. Rob em' Blind
9. I Heard You Liked the New Kids
10. Man Soup
11. Would You Like to Trade Guitars?
12. Helen Keller :: Human Snake
13. Children of the Corn
14. The Captain VS. The Admiral
15. Can a Man Make Love to the Sea?
16. We Wear Clothes!
17. I've Got a Vespa...in a very uncomfortable place
18. Goth Girl A-Go-Go
19. Slow Roasted Dog VS. Sexual Confusion
20. It's Poop Time

The Players:

• *Webster Duvall, beatnik biographer/vocals
• *Solomon ben-Yahuda, chief rabbi/professional breakdancer/guitar
• *Olaf the Indomitable, Norse inventor of the buffet/drums
• *Gertrude Blech, bacon lover/experienced midwife/bass
• *Lord Hardwicke, food critic/bingo enthusiast/horns/guitar
• *Goo, head of security/spiritual guru/kazoo

The Game:

The Admiral
The Captain