Two luscious earlobe-ornaments in purest lamanite. These auric pendants have been painstakingly hand-braided by Akbal in the Jewlrarium™ workshop. At the center of each piece lies a rare red pearl of great price, surrounded by rings of multi-colored lamanite beading. Along with an eagle's tail of fine lamanite pelletry flowing down from each concentric hub, they come with an individual hand-turned golden hook, designed to protrude from the top at various angles.
$199 each
$498 per pair
Mixed jaredite and lamanite chilli necklace for the hot someone in your life. Five prominent habaneros adorn this feisty number in bold red lamanite sourced from east of Zarahemla. Evoking the coral necklaces and randy innocence of pre-modern Pacific islands, Akbal has stacked the necklace with randomly shaped hand-cracked nuggets of 100% marino jaredite. This piece is guaranteed to get your Pioneer Day off to a rollicking start and see those temple garments stripped off faster than you can say Melchizedek!
$899
Tasteful penislet in opulent lamanite displayed in a hand-drizzled liquid gold cameo-style setting. This will add charm and character to any member's member, showing the family jewels off to finest effect. The perfect gift for newlyweds or the recently widowed male. Comes in three sizes, bauxite penis-stand not included.
Small $199
Smaller $159
Embarrassingly Tiny $139
Handling incurs extra charges.


