Howdy Pilgrims!
Joe Smith the Seventh (or thereabouts) at thine service. Art thoust looking for "genuine" Native American craftsmanship and design in thyest jewlry? And behold! There camest to thee a handy little website full of gems and bangles and other beautiful jewlry! And thou wast full of joy and didst part with thine hard earned cash. Feelest free to browseth thyself through our many items before deciding how much money to sendest to us. Be aware, o settlers, that we are not in this for the money. No, this is our mission in life, to bring the finest "native" jewlry to thee, the faithful follower and jewlry customer, no matter the great personal sacrifice and hardship of our own burden.
The hallowed Jewlrarium™ (above). Peruseth thou the finest Jewlry in the divine light of wisdom and truth and the gentle glow of our Chicanerie™ brand Chandelier. Shouldst thou deem it just and proper, thou shallst then depart thine tokens (in Deseret Banknotes) to the tune of the listed prices. As thou can seeth, our friendly staff of 20 is ready to assisteth thee in any way possible (actually there's only two of us, me and Akbal - the rest got lost in "translation". Sorry, just a little tabernacle humor there). Anyway, make thineself at home and chooseth the lovely Jewlry item that suiteth both thy taste and our budget.
