Ultimate Quotation Collection

Welcome to my famous quotation and stupid sayings archive. Here you will find many many many quotes. I've searched far and wide for these, and decided to place them here at your displosal.
As you may notice this is most definitely not the Ultimate Collection of Quotations. Rather this site should be called: "Silly sayings that will at least make you smile if not out-right laugh," but that's a bit too long, agreed? Agreed. Which is why it has the name it has. So don't bitch and moan, just get over it and enjoy the site.
Because you can't copyright or trademark quotes feel free to steal and use as many of these as you'd like. Ah damn, can't steal what's free though huh? So enough with my mindless rambling go search and quote! By the way! If you have any quotes that you'd like for me to add to the site just email me: here.