Eskimo Igloo

(brrr...isn't it cold)

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I am going to bring you into the world of the Eskimo known as StankOnIt! This will be a very long, strenious, and cold adventure so buckle up! You should wear your thermal underwear for precaution. Even if you do not have those thermal goodies I suggest bringing a flamethrower. It will make things nice and toasty when your body freezes and your get frostbite so bad that your great grandchildren can feel it.

(photo courtesy of Holland America)

This is what us eskimos look like when we are very young. Look how cute he is! You could almost take him home and feed him all day and all night long without a care in the world! The more food an eskimo gets the merrier he will be! So be good to him and he will turn out to be the most perfectest eskimo in the village! I almost became the Eskimotorian of my village but due to Donkeylips and his superior hair and fatness I was unable to reach that great status.

Igloo's make up most of our village. Simple yet pertty in so many ways.
My first igloo had 1 big window! It was sooo great! Except for the fact that that great window was indeed the huge whole in the top of my home. Yeah all my friends make fun of me! Especially Frodo and Sauron, they were the worst. I wanted to take my igloo, turn it into a mobile tree launcher and ask them if it still was bedong! But due to my horrible skills in snow compiling I had to deal with the mobile pasta maker. They weren't afraid nor impressed with the ease and functionality of my mobile pasta maker. I told them Gnocchi were hard to make but this puppy here could do it! Thats when Frodo threw a sac of fish eggs at my head. He thought he got a good laugh out of it but he was wrong. He didn't have the slightest notion that my pasta maker could create a wonderful array of fish egg oriented pastas. But anyways...back to the life of an eskimo or at least my life.