Useless Sayings to Get Us Through Life
- "Going to church doesn't make you christian, any more than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger"
- "Time is the greatest teacher, unfortunately, it kills all it's students"
- "Beer kills the weak brain cells. That is why you seem smarter when you drink"
- "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -- Thomas Edison
- "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." -- Brendan Gill
- "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde
- "An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." -- Gandhi
- "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -- Oscar Wilde
- "Support your local undertaker; DROP DEAD!"
- "There are no stupid questions... only inquisitive idiots"
- "Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car."
- "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..."
- "Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have."
- "It's only funny until somebody gets hurt. And then it's HILARIOUS!"
- "I just thought of something funny...your mother." -- Cheech Marin