{**JR**} OH my god King, I can not believe what Shawn just did! He just spray painted Austin's locker room. Can you believe that?

{**King**} OH man I think it is great! Austin came out and talked shit about Shawn and now Shawn just got even. You have to love the mind games Shawn is playing!

{**JR**} Yeah well I don't think Austin is going to appreciate it that much.

{:: Just then "Sexy Boy" blasts over the PA system and the crownd goes crazy! Then out from behind the curtains walks out Shawn Michaels himself!::}

The Real Degenerate!!

{::Shawn Michaels then gives a smirk and continues to walk down to the ring! Shawn then gets into the ring and dances around and shows off. Then he does his famous pose! Fireworks shoot off behind him and the crowd goes crazy! Shawn then shows off on the turnbuckles. The ring announcer then hands him the mic and Shawn begins to talk.::}

{**Shawn Michaels**} Live tonight on Raw I am scheduled to face Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Main Event! Now I heard that little bald headed punk out here talking about how he is going to beat my ass. Well Austin I left you a little gift in your locker room and on your truck!

{**JR**} On his Truck? I wonder what he is talking about King!

{**Shawn Michaels**} Boys in back, put the picture up on the Titantron!

{::Then up on the Titantron a picture of a totally demolished Austin Truck is shown! The windows have been smashed in and spray painted "DX" and "Degenerate 4 Life" has been spary painted all over it along with other things! The cameras then cut back to Shawn in the ring!::}

{**Shawn Michaels**} HA HA HA! Oh man thats great!

{:: Just then Glass Shatters and Austin's theme begins to play!::}

(**JR**) OH man business is about to pick up and this isn't going to good for Shawn!

{**King**} I don't know about that JR! Look!!

{::Then a midget bald Stone Cold look-alike walks out from behind the ring! Shawn starts cracking jokes! The little Austin continues to walk to the ring.::}

{**Shawn Michaels**} Oh no, look who it is! The Bionic Red Shrimp! Man I knew you were short on the wrestling skills, but I didn't know you were short in Status! HA Ha HA!

{::The Austin look-alike gets into the ring and runs after Shawn! Shawn holds out his hand and keeps him at arm length away and the little Austin is swinging wildly! Shawn is cracking up! Then he pushes the little Austin down! He then steps on him with his foot and holds him down and the crowd counts 1..2..3! Shawn lets little Austin up and then gives him Sweet Chin Music!::}

{**Shawn Michaels**} Austin, that is what happens to you, when you mess with the Icon, The Show Stoppa, and the Main Event! Tonight, I am going to show you why I am all those things! Tonight, I show you and everybody else in WWE that I am tougher then I have ever been! You actually think you can stay in the ring and go one on one with the most flamboyant athlete to ever step into this ring. Well Boy, you saddly mistaken! Tonight your going to be eaten some Sweet Chin Music and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it! So Austin, strap on your gear, and put on your Austin shirt, that now has "DX" all over it and bring your ass to the ring tonight and I will show you why your no match for The Heart Break Kid!

{::Sexy Boy begins to play over the PA system and Shawn walks off. The crowd is still laughing after what Shawn did to the littl Austin. Then the cameras fade to a commercial for the Raw tonight!!::}