A. I don't know! I never have it longer than an hour!!
Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What's the difference between a stoner and a tweeker?
A. When a pothead is driving down a road he is driving about 20 mph and eating the upholstery. When a tweeker is driving down a road he is driving about 200 mph. and talking to the upholstery.
Q. If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A. The cop!!!
Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pothole!
Q. Why did the stoner cross the street?
A. His dealer lived on the other side.
Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A. Pass him a joint