More things you wouldn't want to hear in the stall next to you.

Here's the second edition of things you wouldn't want to hear in the stall next to you.

Part Two

• Oh, no. It is contagious!
• Oh my god! That's not MY hand!
• Funny, I didn't know this was co-ed.
• Quit pushing, you're getting it on the floor.
• Was it good for you?
• Umm... never a bitter taste.
• Mind if I play through?
• If you just calm down, he'll crawl out in a second.
• I smell smoke.
• It looks even more swollen from this angle.
• Geez, Mom I can do this by myself now.
• You've got mail!
• Honey, could you pass the toilet paper?
• Bad touch!
• DAMN! Didn't make it. Gotta stop wearing a belt.
• What but design of darkness to appall?--
  If design govern in a thing so small.
• Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me...
• WOW! No one told me I had one of those!
• I can't find my monkey!
• I'm glad you think this is so funny.
• Now, kiss and make up.
• Stop molesting my bear!!
• No, they have purple butts.
• He has toes on his what!?!
• So George, what did the gynecologist say?
• BAD DOG!
• Fine! I'll just have Odysseus rub my belly!
• Whip it! Whip it good!
• Yeah, that is a very creative sundial impression. Pull up your pants.
• My gerbil got loose. Is he over there with you?
• I'm SERIOUS. Do you want me to SHOW it to you!?
• Just put your @#$%*&^ hand there!
• Are you sure, Father? This doesn't LOOK like the Rectory.

  
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