How do we like our coffee?

• Sweet & Creamy.
• Cold & Bitter.
• Hot & Black.
• Wet.
• Drugged.
• Extra Sloppy.
• Cream, two sugars.

Bad Pick-Up Lines That Have Worked:

(A public service.)

• That blouse is very becoming on you, of course if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
• Yup, that was me. [said after the woman you just slapped on the butt turns around]