Things I Have Learned As A College Student
The following are college truths, or untruths
One: high school and college
are the same no matter how hard drunk college students
try to form a sentence that says otherwise
Two: the word virgin in college doesn't exist unless you mean a non-alcoholic beverage
Three: english is still taught at a basic level. Me fail anglish? Dats unpossible....
Four: hamburger paragraph essays
Five: candies for good work
Six: love knows no boundaries
Seven: the diploma is ten-fold better than that university degree, and it was four times cheaper
Eight: I didn't realize that Hello Kitty and Astroboy were still the thing to have
Nine: University GPA: 2.3/4.0 ----- College GPA: A++++++++
Ten: Ah HA! So is this where all the
Ginos and Spics are...