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D' Rasta's


Things I Have Learned As A College Student



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The following are college truths, or untruths


One: high school and college are the same no matter how hard drunk college students try to form a sentence that says otherwise

Two: the word virgin in college doesn't exist unless you mean a non-alcoholic beverage

Three: english is still taught at a basic level. Me fail anglish? Dats unpossible....

Four: hamburger paragraph essays

Five: candies for good work

Six: love knows no boundaries

Seven: the diploma is ten-fold better than that university degree, and it was four times cheaper

Eight: I didn't realize that Hello Kitty and Astroboy were still the thing to have

Nine: University GPA: 2.3/4.0 ----- College GPA: A++++++++

Ten: Ah HA! So is this where all the Ginos and Spics are...

These are the new things that I have learned so far. Although I haven't entered college yet, these are the things that I have seen. Cruel, yet funny!

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