The Spookiest Show of the Year" 
(to the "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year") 


It's the Spook, Spookiest Show Of the Year 
With the monsters a'yelling 
And everyone telling 
The Truth is not here! 
It's the Spook, Spookiest show Of the Year 
(ding dong ding dong) 

Those were the Hap-hap-happiest Seasons of All 
With those Mock Mulder greetings 
And U-S-T feelings 
When Scully came to call 
Those were Hap-hap-happiest Seasons of All 

There were Flukemen a'hosting 
Field Reports for roasting 
And Aliens out in the snow 
There was a Guest Star ghost story 
That turned out real Gory 
In a season so long ago. 

It's the Spook, Spookiest Show of the Year 
There was Green goo a'flowing 
And Eyes all a'glowing 
When doomed folks were near. 
It' was the Spook, Spookiest Show 
Of the Year 

It was the Spook, Spookiest Show of the Year 
There was the Mytharc a'growing 
Agents not a'knowing 
of dark plots of fear. 
It's the Spook, Spookiest Show 
Yes, the Spook, spookiest Show 
It's the Spook, Spookiest Show 
Of the Year..... 

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