Does anyone else remember the great 
Wayne's World take-off on this?

"Justify This Plot"
(Scully to Carter)

I wanna ask you a question
Don't make me have to come over there
I wanna ask you a simple question
About this miracle baby I now have.
You put this in me--
So now what? So now what?

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my kid
Hoping, praying
For you to justify this plot

I want to know who
I'm not kidding
I don't want it to be Skinner
I don't want it to be Cancerman either
I just want it to be Mulder
I want it to be his baby
Mulder, that's right, Mulder.

Wanting, needing, expecting
For you to justify this kid
Yearning, burning
For you to justify this plot.

What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Tell me! Tell me the story!
How'd it happen?
I'll tell you my fear
Is it aliens?
Tell me the story--
I'm afraid of your writing
It won't fly!

Poor is the creator
Whose stories depend
On the plotlines of a soap opera.

Listen, that's right, listen
I want it to be his baby.

Wanting, needing, plotting
For you to justify this kid
I'm ready and waiting
For you to justify this plot....

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