"U.S.T."
(to the tune of "Let it Be" by The Beatles)

When I find myself watching the X-Files,
Scully & Mulder appear to me,
Exuding Sexual tension.....U.S.T.

And in this hour of darkness,
They're flirting right in front of me,
Dropping Hints of Romance....U.S.T.

U.S.T....U.S.T...U.S.T...Yeah, U.S.T.....
Unresolved Sexual Tension....U.S.T.......

And while NoRomos and the Shippers
Chatting on the Net Disagree, 
There already is an Answer,
U.S.T....

For though M&S might be Partners,
there still is a change They could say "Qui".
Boy, that sure would shake up the ratings, U.S.T.

U.S.T....U.S.T...U.S.T...Yeah, U.S.T.....
Unresolved Sexual Tension....U.S.T.......

(Cool Organ Solo by Frohike)
(Twangy Guitar Solo by Langly)

And When the Ep is over,
There still a thing that arouses me,
Naughty fanfic on the web....U.S.T.

I wake up to the sound of Mark Snow,
Chris Carter, an ep written for me,
Dropping Hints of Romance....U.S.T....

U.S.T....U.S.T...U.S.T...Yeah, U.S.T.....

U.S.T....U.S.T...U.S.T...Yeah, U.S.T.....

Unresolved Sexual Tension....U.S.T.......


(backwards message   "I buried Paul....Rabwin")

RJ, NOT an X-Beatle...

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