Couldn't get this song out of my head all day... so I filked it. Be 
gentle it is my first time. To the tune of The Beatles' HELP! Scissor snips 
instead of guitar sounds...

***HELP! (I need some Scully)***

Help! I need some Scully
Help! Not just anybody,
Help! You know I need some Scully,
Heeelp!



Her hair was longer, so much longer than today,
I never thought i needed T-B-O so many ways.
But now her locks are gone, I'm feelin' insecure,
Now I find she needs more hair,
Just like it was before.

Help this shippy Phile, I'm feeling down,
'Cause I missed the EI in that red gown,
The X-Files is slowly windin' down,
Won't she please, please S-R-E?



And now Scully has changed in, oh, so many ways,
Her wardrobe and hair have vanished in the haze.
No one knows why they went or when they will return,
I know that I just need Scully
Much more than before.

Help this shippy Phile, I'm feeling down,
'Cause I missed the EI in that red gown,
The X-Files is slowly windin' down,
Won't she please, please S-R-E?



Her hair was longer, so much longer than today,
I never thought i needed T-B-O in every way.
But now her locks are gone, I'm feelin' insecure,
Tell me it grows out again,
To how it was before.

Help this shippy Phile, I'm feeling down,
'Cause I missed the EI in that red gown,
The X-Files is slowly windin' down,
Won't she please, please grow her hair?
Grow her hair?
Grow her haaair-ooooo?

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