Combine acute Scullynemia, CC-induced list RP, and
talk about Mulder, Mulder and Mulder, and you push
this person to write her first (and probably last)
filk ever.

Bryn, close your eyes.



MULDER IS NOT ENOUGH
Formerly "The World Is Not Enough"
Apologies to Garbage and James Bond

She knows how to hurt
She knows how to soothe
She knows where to kick
And knows where to shoot

I know what I need
But Carter won't heed much
No one ever died
From wanting too much

Mulder is not enough
I need Scully to kick some major ass, Chris dear
If the plot's strong enough
I can let continuity slide off, Chris dear

People like us
Know how to nitpick
There's no point in watching
If there's no good critic

She knows how to heal
And she knows how to slice
Oh, she knows what to save
And what corpse to dice

Mulder is not enough
I want Scully to do an autopsy, Chris dear
If the plot's strong enough
I can forgive Mulder's slight punkishness, Chris dear

I feel fine
Quit staring
I said I'm fine
Oh yes how fine

Mulder is not enough
I need to hear a classic S-R-E, Chris dear
If the plot's strong enough
I can suspend disbelief one last time, Chris dear

Mulder is hell enough
Scully is swell enough
The world is not enough

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