This isn't homework. I felt like filking Shakespeare. Be afraid.

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MACBETH
ACT 4, SCENE 1 (what's left of it)

(Thunder. Enter the Writers)

SHIBAN:
Thrice the killer cat hath mewed.

MORGAN&WONG:
Thrice, the dissected pig whined.

SPOTNITZ:
Carter cries! 'Tis time, 'tis time!

SHIBAN:
Round about the laptop go;
In the poisonous blood throw:
Toad that from the sky fall,
Beware night and darkness all.
Venom o'bees, sleeping beauties,
Written for a movie tease.

ALL:
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Brains burn, and laptop bubble.

MORGAN&WONG:
'Round the circle of a snake
In the laptop boil and bake;
Woman's voice, "Never Again"
Yet a warning said in vain;
Snake is closing, in kiss' sting,
Tattooed back, open your wing.
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth, boil and bubble.

ALL:
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Brains burn, and laptop bubble.

SPOTNITZ:
Hopeless quest, tooth of Big Blue,
Nosebleeds, chip implants, but who?
Convoluted plots, by Them,
Unearthed by two, against'em.
Liver-eating mutants dwell,
Goatsuckers are not so well.
For there must be done much harm:
Life o'Melissa, Krycek's arm.
Finger of bath-strangled ho,
Frozen, and ready to go,
Make the script as a scarecrow.
Add thereto some stolen ova
For the ingredience, and voila.

ALL:
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Brains burn, and laptop bubble.

MORGAN&WONG:
Stain it with characters' blood;
Then the script is firm and good.

(Enter Carter)

CARTER:
O well done! I commend your pains;
And everyone shall share i'the gains.
And now about the laptop sing
Like vile creators in a ring,
Producing all that you put in.

(Music and a song 'Black Writing' etc.
 Exeunt Carter and the Writers)

GILLIGAN:
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.

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At least Krycek's arm made it in there.

SoA

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