So, dear Loa and dear Serin, you continue to taunt me?  
You dangle your JT filks over the cole slaw like you 
own the man.  Well, for every James Taylor filk you 
throw down, I will throw down one so evil that even
Jerry Jones will run and hide.

I give you the winner of the 2000 Anti-James Taylor Award:

Miss Britney Spears!!!!!!

Smoky One More Time (A filk of Baby, One More Time)

Oh smoky smoky
Oh smoky smoky

Oh smoky smoky
How was I supposed to know
That you were in this car here

Oh smoky smoky
I should've told you to go
But you complimented my hair

Tell me
All about the mytharc
Tell me, smoky
Cause I need to know now, oh because

CHORUS
This smokiness is killing me
I must confess, I'd like a ciggie
If I don't get one, I'll lose my mind
Please won't you be kind?
Light me Smoky one more time

Oh smoky smoky
Don't talk of Panspermia
Mulder's got me fed up

Oh pretty smoky
Don't talk of your hernia
It makes me want to throw up

Show me
How you light that Morley
Show me, smoky
Cause I need to know now, oh because

CHORUS

Oh smoky smoky
yay ayeah

Oh smoky smoky
How was I supposed to know
Oh smoky smoky
I should've told you to go

I must confess
That this smokiness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I need a ciggie
Please won't you light up
And hand me a cig
Light me, Smoky, one more time

CHORUS

The End

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