"Scully's In Black"  
(to the tune of "Baby's In Black," by the Beatles)

Oh dear, what can she do?
Scully's In Black, 'cause she's feeling blue.
Tell me, oh, what can she do?

They stole her eggs
And so she dresses in black
And though they'll never grow back
She's dressed in black.

Oh dear, what can she do?
Scully's In Black, 'cause she's feeling blue
Tell me, oh, what can she do?

He ditches her
But still she sticks beside him
And though he's often quite dim
She sticks by him.

Oh how long will it take
'Till she at last gets a break
And gets laid?
Dear, what can she do?
Scully's In Black, 'cause she's feeling blue.
Tell me, oh, what can she do?

<repeat>

They stole her eggs
And so she dresses in black
And though they'll never grow back
She's dressed in black.

Oh dear, what what can she do?
Scully's In Black, 'cause she's feeling blue
Tell me, oh, what can she do?

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