I mulled over posting this one for a long time, because 
the song is kind of obscure.  But when it received the seal of 
approval from my fic-hating mother, I knew I had to post it.  
So I present to you...

"She's A Skeptic"
to the tune of the Oasis song "She's Electric" from the 
album (What's the Story) Morning Glory?


She's a skeptic
She works with a guy who's eccentric
She's done things I've never expected
Like when she got a tattoo.

She had a sister
She played with crystals, her name was Melissa
And Scully sure does miss her
`Cause she heard her voice on the phone.

And she wants you to know
She's got her mind made up now
And she won't believe.
No matter what you say
She won't know what you're saying
`Cause she doesn't...
`Cause she has doubts and she SRE's
About that spaceship that she didn't see
She charms us all `cause she's so cool
If she is a skeptic, can I be a skeptic too?

She has a brother
He's not a big fan of Mulder
But he gets shushed by his mother
`Cause I think that she likes him.

She likes Eddies
Like Van Blundht and Jerse in Philly
But Mulder likes Phoebe and Fowley
There's cause for much jealousy.

No matter what you know
She'll have her mind made up now
`Cause she doesn't believe.
Despite what you might say
She won't know what you're saying
`Cause she wouldn't...
She's a doc of pathology
She got stung by a Consortium bee
Don't call her "miss," it's "Agent Scully" to you
If she is a skeptic, can I be a skeptic too?

Can I be a skeptic too?

Can I be a skeptic too?

Can I be a skeptic too?

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