(chorus)
Scully with the t-shirt, t-shirt, t-shirt
Scully with the t-shirt on

Oh my --- Oh my --- THUD
Look at Scully now, wearin' "Chinga" duds
Drivin' her car with the top way down
Wants a weekend's rest in a peaceful ol' Maine town
No pantsuit in sight, cell phone in the trunk
Just look at the Blessed One away from the Punk

(chorus twice)

Hey, soakin' in the tub, lookin' mighty chic
Closes the door with a wet leg kick
Opens the shades, it's the stupid sheriff dude
Oh poor Agent Scully, no solitude
She helps solve cases, she claims she's fine
She's a take charge woman and she looks just divine.

(chorus twice)

(bridge)
Good golly not dolly -- I must've heard wrong
Good golly not dolly -- I must've heard wrong
I don't find the toy scary
And that Polly is a brat

From the bloody, bloody butcher to the bloody, bloody cop
See the dolly have fun til Scully makes it stop

Good golly not dolly -- I must've heard wrong
I don't find the toy scary
And that Polly is a brat

No pantsuit in sight, cell phone in the trunk
Just look at the Blessed One away from the Punk

(chorus)

Scully with the t-shirt, hooboy
Please take more trips to Maine