Least Capitated
(to the tune of Least Complicated)

I sit down in the autopsy bay
it's been a very long and tiring day
conclusion eludes me, though
it's something I can't SRE

My partner joins me when I'm done
he thinks that oddball deaths like this one are fun
It's our typical formula
he drops out of reality

CHORUS
I remember the time I autopsied Herman P.
and I found him long dead of a cor-on-ar-Y
and I got all confused - such incongruity!
Mulder insists that it's spell related
most mundane of all is the least capitated

And so we banter as we two theorize
he says "magic!", and I think otherwise
but then we go visit that heckler
who pulls tricks I can't explain
After going through the van with LaBonge (na na na....)
Our theories start to form a melange (na na na...)
On one key point, we agree 
there's more to this than we can see

CHORUS:
I remember the time I autopsied Herman P
and knew why he was dead, but I just couldn't see
the reason his corpse now lay there headlessly
mulder insists he be implicated
but most honest of all is the least capitated
mulder insists that it's spell-related
most mundane of all is the least capitated

Just a trick within a ploy within a lie
done by two skeezy men
and we let them walk free, but there's no guarantee
that they won't do it all again

I sit down in the autopsy bay
it's been a very long and tiring day
conclusion eludes me, though
it's something I can't SRE

CHORUS:
I remember the time I autopsied Herman P.
and I found him long dead of a cor-on-ar-Y
and I got all confused - such incongruity!
Mulder insists that it's spell related
most mundane of all is the least capitated
Mulder insists that it's spell related
most mundane of all is the least capitated
        (na na na na na na na....)
the least capitated
        (na na na na na na na....)
the least capitated
        (na na na na na na na....)

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