I´ve found Scully´s job description as appeared in the FBI Internal
Memo file sometime in 1993... or 1994...

(after: The Perfect Nanny, from the Mary Poppins movie soundtrack)

The Perfect Agent (To Work With The Perfect Punk)

If you want this choice position
Have a patient disposition
Push-up bras, white shirts              
(Mulder: That´s the part I put in!)
high heels, short skirts.
You must be smart, you must be witty,
fairly short and very pretty.
Share seedy motels, take-out foods,
sing songs in woods.
Never be really right, never show you´re truly smart and bright.
Search for someone´s missing sister
And never say "You´re crazy, mister".
(Mulder: I put that in, too.)
If you´re not sceptic when he´s itching
He will never have a cause for ditching.
He won´t hide your desk under a pile of files
He might even show some of his manly wiles.
Hurry, Agent, let me see
Your CV. Skinner, your A.D.

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