I'm coming home with a bone
That I'm set to pick
My tempers high, and I don't know why
Mulders being such a prick
I'm looking for a reason why
We're even here at all
And I want someone to explain
Why the world's turned so damn strange

CHORUS:
These toads fall on me
Just one more bit of oddity
I don't understand what is happening in Comity

Now I walked through Agent Mulder's hotel door
When he and White were about to score
My conscience says "just let go"
but help me God, I'm going to blow
'Ive spent too many hours trudging faithfully by his side
To let his taunting and this little fling just slide

CHORUS

(bridge)
And I'm ducking/as those toads hit the earth
And I'm smoking/as I watch the TV
And I'm scoffing/I stare at the starry sky
Mulder blames astrology
How can that be?

I wish I knew the reasons all this is going down
I'd finally get to be right, we could leave this stupid town
I wish I knew the reasons all this is going down
Gives me explanations based in fact, scientifically sound

CHORUS

Author: Mandy

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