Las Vegas In My Mind
(filk of "Carolina In My Mind," and James Taylor, you know I have nothing but r-e-s-p-e-c-t.)

Last weekend I thought I went to Vegas;
I was catching a couple Zs
in my burgundy jammies--
but Mulder was on Mulder-time,
and that means three a.m.;
so I flew out to Las Vegas last weekend.

Why I do it no one knows;
I just try my best, don't think about it,
Don't think what I'm doing's wrong.
And just like that I'm flying out to Vegas, baby,
flew out to Las Vegas last weekend.

There ain't no doubt in no one's mind
that I jump up when Mulder calls;
he's got some hold on my brain.
but get this, when I walked in, he'd vanished --
figures!
But he left the Gunmen to explain.

Just a day with 'Hike in Las Vegas,
something kind of weird there,
what was up with Langly's hair?
Ain't it just like a Mulder-ditch
when he's not even there?
He's just lucky I'm not paying for my fare.

Things get fuzzy after that;
I think I might have made a Y-incision,
Might have made a Gunman hurl.
Something after that; and then just beeeeeep, *smack*
Guess the Vegas air gave me a whirl.

Had a bunch of dandy fellas standing around me,
Still I can't decide who lights my fire;
Then Suzanne gave me the anti-hormone,
And they explained that
Somehow I'd lost all my functions that were higher.

Just a day with 'Hike in Las Vegas;
Suzanne had to fake it,
Byers had to take it.
Hey, but the Guns are friends of mine,
It was fun -- I don't mind
Yeah, a weekend in Las Vegas -- to unwind.

Author: Zara

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