Sometimes I scare myself. It was absolutely no problem to write this in under two minutes. Well, I have to get it (and an expletive-laden song entitled "____/") out of my system before tackling the ep itself. Oh yes! there will be another filk. There's Turtleneck! and ChasingDowntheBoxcar!Scully to glorify in song. Great ep -- quality Scully when she was actually on screen...

Bryn
Mytharc Junkie & SWILS to the Xth degree tonight

*** to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," by Julia Ward Howe

Mine eyes have seen the glory that is Scully in the buff
Well, they showed a glimpse of shoulder and it wasn't quite enough
Why not cut some of the mytharc, give us more Wet!Scully stuff
Excuse me while I drool.

(chorus)
Scully in the decon shower
Cannot speak; I've lost the power
Watched on rewind for an hour
Excuse me while I drool.

I'm attentive to the water that falls from St. Scully's chin
And the shot of dripping red hair makes me yell hooboy! and grin
Can't exaggerate the massive state of THUDding that I'm in
Excuse me while I drool.

(chorus again)

Author: Bryn

| Back to Filks |