Stayin' Awake(with full apologies to the Bee Gees)

Well I don't know if you've noticed this
But I can kick your ass
And we'll never kiss
Well you don't want to wrestle and I'm gettin' cold
And the monster for this week is really old

Mothmen might eat us, but that's all right
I'll just sing some Three Dog Night
You just lie there, and get some sleep
It's not like this is turning MC

Everybody's warm and everybody's asleep
But I'm stayin' awake, stayin' awake.
Could've been a party, but mothmen hold us at bay
So I'm stayin' awake, stayin' awake
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awake, staying awake
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' awaaaaaaaaaaake

Well I got over cancer, my brother's a pest
And I've been working with you without a desk
This scene is really shippy but I won't go there
Cuz come next week, we'll be dancing to Cher

Mothmen might eat us, but that's all right
I'll just sing some Three Dog Night
You just lie there, and get some sleep
It's not like this is turning MC


tremendously sorry for putting y'all through that...
this is what happens when one mixes disco, insomnia,
and vague (or not so vague) memories of old eps.

Author: Kelli K.

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