"The Muppet Show Theme Song"
is now "The Extremely Scully XF Season 6 Premiere Song"

It's time to sit and focus
It's time for pure delight
It's time to see new Scully on the X-Files premiere night.

It's time for answers, Carter
It's time for "Scully's right"
It's time to start the teaser on the X-Files premiere night.

To gush about St. Scully
That's what I'm here to do
I'll try not to start THUDding
And introduce to you...

The blessed, eyebrow-arching, ass-kicking, skeptical, SREing
All-Powerful Saint Scully!

It's time for major action
It's time for "Scully's right."
It's time to get things started with the most sensational
inspirational, celebrational -- She just has it all
We have waited five long months for this!!!

Author's note: Got inspired while grading -- one of my students wrote that Kurtz in Heart of Darkness trusts no one, like Mulder of the X-Files and I was sooo tempted to comment in the margin, "Actually, Mulder does trust Scully, She Who Should Be Worshipped, who is superior in all ways and puts up with him a lot and deserves more screen time and at least a freaking *mention* in the TV guide summary of the Nov. 8 episode amen." Unfortunately I didn't have that much margin. Once I got to thinking about Scully, however,there was no more chance of getting any grading done and I did this instead.

Author: Bryn

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