"I Love the Basement"

[Maybe to Tom Colton or Spender]
Aac-tion!

Oooh-ohh
I love the basement,
I do autopsies,
In conspiraciiii-es!

{repeat}

Please don't talk about Spooky tonight,
Please don't talk about monster-boy,
Please don't tell me troubles we've been through,
Or else I'll be forced to kick your ass too,
Ah, please don't talk about Folie a Deux, we're mad,
for facing big bugs with house siding,

I want to go where the people are dopes,
I want some monsters, murderin' tattoos!

Space-men!
The theories to dis-prove!
I want to catch them,
I wanna get some, too!

OOoo-ooh-Ohh! Oooh-ohh
IIaa-ahh!
I love the basement,
I do autopsies,
In conspiraciiii-es!

{repeat}

[next part to Mulder]

Please don't talk about theories tonight,
your stupid files don't make it right,
My cigarettes just bring me down,
When you got women all over you,
You flirt with them all, but when you're through,
Maybe then I'll make, huh, a man out of you,

I got to go where the people are dead,
So lets, moth-men, I wanna sing, yeah!
A-D! I was drugged, he had fake teeth,
The Amish gave it,
But I really want some from you!

OOoo-ooh-Ohh! Oooh-ohh
IIaa-ahh!
I love the basement,
I do autopsies,
In conspiraciiii-es!

{repeat and fade}

minor shannon - Hustlin' away